A former Brit? Sir, you should should be whipped upon the steps of your Club! 
One of the things I missed when I moved to the US was Teletext. 7mbps data signal buried in the vertical blanking interval of a PAL TV signal. Halcyon dayz!!
Can we do FastText too? Those of you who have a TV remote with red, blue, green and yellow buttons on it can thank Teletext for that. They were used to jump to pages stored in the RAM of the TV. FastText was an upgrade to Teletext that simply added 32K of RAM to the decoder thus allowing it to store “pages”.
I think this would be a great experiment and it shouldn’t be too hard to display that in Mode 7 somewhere (see what I did there?).
Mark G7LTT/NI2O